I stumbled across a brilliant idea for a new business. Unfortunately, it's already been taken by whoever owned the filthy truck that zoomed by us in a residential area yesterday. I couldn't catch the name on the door, but it was something clever like The Geese Getterrs or Geese Busters.
The graphics left little doubt as to the service that's provided. Have a house near a body of water that geese frequent? Or maybe they just use your property as a toilet as they fly north or south. If you've got geese using your lawn, you've got a problem. But not if you call the Geese Fleecers or whatever it was called.
I can't help wondering if US Air is aware of the service.